As the title says, there was an interesting experiment conducted this last week somewhere in the northern states when some small child found a monkey toy and a penguin toy, and tried to force them together. It was ugly. Six frenchmen died in the process, and the world was a happier, less cowardly place.

On a side note: I still have street fighter 2, for the SNES, and a working SNES system. If you want to challenge me (and you know who you are), you need only call me on my cellular mechanization. Another side note: I recently purchased a copy of the original sonic and knuckles in near mint condition for an incredibly cheap price. At the same time, I purchased the means to use a genesis given me for my birthday, last year. Now, I'm not saying I'm better than all of you other gamers out there... no, no I'm not. I'm just saying that you're not as good as I am. I am superior to you in every way. Hell, if a RABBIT owned it, it would be superior to you. I can PLAY sonic and knuckles. It's like... I have my childhood back. The one my brother stole from me. By selling off our old genesis and all its games, to include sonic and knuckles, for a play station, and telling me that all of the games were too violent for me to play. Now, if playing a game where THE GAME ITSELF is trying to kill you, and you're job in life is trying to kill a "doctor" isn't violent, well, I don't know what is. Seriously, if you play that game, you'll realize what I mean. There was this one level I remember where the ground DIDN'T EXIST, and you had to use knuckles to glide from wall to wall up an infinitely high level only to find that SUPER DOCTOR ROBOTNIC was halfway DOWN the level BELOW you, come UP AT YOU with like A BILLION missiles and fire and lightning and some kind of ox bile concoction. By the way, taurine is a derivative of ox bile. That's right all you energy drink drinkers, you're chugging down something that comes out of an ox's GUTS. Murderous scum, those ox's. Good job, keep up the good work!

Lastly: the pure series.

So, there are 4 named characters so far, and the likelyhood that any of you know any of them apart from Grey is quite low. I'll give you a clue, for reading this golly good journal before reading them. Grey isn't either of the two that have been posted. Another clue, because I'm such a nice guy: neither is Kulathael. So then, for reading this journal you get a 50-50 chance at not failing. And, with a tiny bit of work, you could even get a 75% chance.

Really lastly: Penguins do not make with monkeys unless sombies can reach 6 feet high. Which they can't. What does that tell you about penguins and monkeys?