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Journal Entry: Tue Mar 25, 2008, 9:48 AM
As the title says, I'm truly enthusiastic right now. Yes, let me tell you, no sarcasm to be had here. None at all. Strangely enough, and this is going to seem enthusiastic and not sarcastic at all to everyone, I LOVE the "that's what she said" jokes! Let me just tell you, a real riot! But seriously, I heard what she said, and that's not even close. She didn't say anything about Doctor Phil, your mom, my mom, Chuck Norris, or your stupid pants. I mean, WHAT THE ****ING ****?! ALL SHE SAID WAS, "I want a piece of pie," THAT'S ****ING IT! AS IF OUR CULTURE WEREN'T ALREADY FOSTERING ****ING **** FOR ****'S, THEN SOME ****ER COMES UP WITH ****ING THAT'S WHAT SHE ****ING SAID! WHAT THE **** ARE YOU **** **** ****IDY **** ****'S ON, METH? NO, NO, ****ING METH IS TOO ****ING KIND! YOU PEOPLE MUST HAVE FOUND THE ****ING BEST HALLUCINOGEN EVER ****ING MADE BY SOME SICK **** FOR **** OF A MOTHER ****ING ****!





For the record, if you filled in the blanks with a curse word, you have a dirty, dirty mind. They're supposed to be filled with...





You guessed it....







NINJA WORDS! The reason you can't see them is that they are too fast for you to. In fact, what you see when you see **** is not four asterisks, but rather, the dust left behind by the swift movement of a ninja in and out of your computer screen in order to speak the four lettered word. Why can't you hear it? It's spoken by a ninja, WHAT DID YOU EXPECT? Besides, cursing isn't appropriate with "that's what she said" jokes. That said, what better way to exterminate those who use "that's what she said" as a joke than to send ninjas into their computer to wait for him, so that his psychological assassination can be easily accomplished? Now, this begs the question of whether or not a ninja in a computer can be hacked. The answer is, of course, no. A ninja on the computer is essentially undetectable, just like in real life. However, unlike in real life, it is impossible to harm a ninja that is IN the computer, being that only Chuck Norris can defeat a ninja in the virtual realm, and he and his computer are not on speaking terms after the incident with Britney Spear's birth.

  • Mood: Joy

Devious Information

  • Current Age: 19
  • Current Residence: Letu
  • Interests: Passing classes, living through dorm life, not being lit on fire by college students on my way home
  • Favourite movie: Monty Python and the Holy Grail
  • Favourite band or musician: Demon Hunter
  • Favourite genre of music: Hard Metal
  • Favourite artist: If I had to pick one, my older brothers tie for first
  • Favourite poet or writer: Joy
  • Favourite photographer: Solku !!!!
  • Operating System: Windows.... yes, I know, how the mighty linux user has fallen...
  • MP3 player of choice: Winamp
  • Wallpaper of choice: Solku's "The Flow"
  • Favourite game: Final Fantasy 7, followed by FF6 (or FF3 in america)
  • Favourite gaming platform: No real preference
  • Personal Quote: "Good luck, have fun, don't die."
  • Tools of the Trade: A pencil, some paper, and either a decent sense of irony or a strong emotion.

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~Blak-image713:iconBlak-image713: 3 days 8 hours ago
hey niisan,
for your picture, you gotta give me some builds of Grey and Sai.

Those be the two I'm to draw, right?

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determination never wavers in places we want to conquer. -Jenny Kawaguchi.
~waterearthgoddess:iconwaterearthgoddess: May 2, 2008, 8:05:11 PM
hey- are you home yet?

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Literature adds to reality, it does not simply describe it. It enriches the necessary competencies that daily life requires and provides; and in the respect, it irrigates the deserts that our lives have already become.
~CS Lewis
~waterearthgoddess:iconwaterearthgoddess: Apr 21, 2008, 7:07:38 PM
Hey Seth! How's it going?

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Literature adds to reality, it does not simply describe it. It enriches the necessary competencies that daily life requires and provides; and in the respect, it irrigates the deserts that our lives have already become.
~CS Lewis
~GypsyBlaze:iconGypsyBlaze: Mar 22, 2008, 8:34:42 PM Mood: Seasonal
Hey, Leslie introduced me to the lovely world of deviantART lol, now I just hafta find all my poems to put up here! Hope alls well with you!

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to lay it on the line
I could rest my head
Just knowin' that you were mine
All mine

*GnR*
~waterearthgoddess:iconwaterearthgoddess: Mar 2, 2008, 5:03:09 PM
HI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I MISS YOU!!!!!!!!!

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Literature adds to reality, it does not simply describe it. It enriches the necessary competencies that daily life requires and provides; and in the respect, it irrigates the deserts that our lives have already become.
~CS Lewis
*TreLore:iconTreLore: Feb 26, 2008, 8:50:09 AM
Thank so much for the fav my friend

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~grey88:icongrey88: Feb 14, 2008, 1:36:09 AM
You're welcome! I really like your artwork--and I'm trying to learn to draw some anthros. At this point... it's pretty pitiful. We'll see what a few months of practice does.

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*JeiCole:iconJeiCole: Feb 11, 2008, 5:11:04 AM
Why, thank ya for th' add! :}
~TristanGKnight:iconTristanGKnight: Nov 5, 2007, 3:11:00 PM Mood: Zest
Happy Birthday dude! :cake: :party:

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~2022:icon2022: Sep 9, 2007, 9:04:20 PM
great poems and drawings keep up the good work

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~red-head-dreamer:iconred-head-dreamer: Mar 6, 2007, 6:37:51 PM
Ya ever got a chance read my poem yeet?

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*Solkku:iconSolkku: Jan 9, 2007, 5:52:49 PM
Thank you so much for your support. :thanks:

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~TristanGKnight:iconTristanGKnight: Dec 25, 2006, 10:26:08 AM Mood: Christmas Spirited
Merry Christmas dude!

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"We were meant to live for so much more, have we lost ourselves?"
~TristanGKnight:iconTristanGKnight: Dec 17, 2006, 2:50:03 PM
Hey, Ryan and I are having a New Years Eve party at his house, I know you'll be there. Let me know if you need a ride.

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"We were meant to live for so much more, have we lost ourselves?"
*nwootters:iconnwootters: Nov 21, 2006, 10:58:19 AM
Hey there - thanks for the fave, dude! :hug: ^_^

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~TristanGKnight:iconTristanGKnight: Nov 5, 2006, 5:35:45 PM Mood: Cheerful
Happy Birthday Dude! :party:

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"We were meant to live for so much more, have we lost ourselves?"
~TristanGKnight:iconTristanGKnight: Oct 16, 2006, 11:26:53 AM
Yo, how's it looking to come camping with us on the 28th & 29th? Think you can get off work?

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"We were meant to live for so much more, have we lost ourselves?"
*Solkku:iconSolkku: Sep 29, 2006, 6:24:04 PM
:wave: Hello there! Thank you so much for your support! It's greatly appreciated. :thanks:

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*NocturnalSpirit:iconNocturnalSpirit: Sep 29, 2006, 6:11:04 PM
Thank you muchly for the comments, the :+fav: on [link] (Walter ROCKS!!!) and the :+devwatch: !!!

:)

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...I could never show you anything as
beautiful as you...

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~XxaHmxX:iconXxaHmxX: Sep 12, 2006, 4:22:16 PM
Heh thankies ^^ And thank you for the comments as well! :D

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How ridiculous and what a stranger he is who is surprised at anything which happens in life.

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~grey88:icongrey88: Sep 12, 2006, 2:39:15 PM
Thanks! You're pretty good yourself!

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Do you know what happens when you get an airsoft gun, some isopropal alcohol, a lighter, and a few thousand cue tips? I'll give you a clue--I live on the third floor of a guy's dorm--there's not a single person on earth who will know what happened but me.
~XxaHmxX:iconXxaHmxX: Sep 11, 2006, 10:05:28 PM
Holy mother of god, I'm in love with your mad poetic skills!!!! :glomp:
:+devwatch:

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How ridiculous and what a stranger he is who is surprised at anything which happens in life.

~Evil-geniuses-club <--- The best club ever! <3
~Saigyo:iconSaigyo: Sep 7, 2006, 6:27:10 AM
Zomg! Joo da ninja mastah! :dies from dart:

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