~grey88

As the title says, I'm truly enthusiastic right now. Yes, let me tell you, no sarcasm to be had here. None at all. Strangely enough, and this is going to seem enthusiastic and not sarcastic at all to everyone, I LOVE the "that's what she said" jokes! Let me just tell you, a real riot! But seriously, I heard what she said, and that's not even close. She didn't say anything about Doctor Phil, your mom, my mom, Chuck Norris, or your stupid pants. I mean, WHAT THE ****ING ****?! ALL SHE SAID WAS, "I want a piece of pie," THAT'S ****ING IT! AS IF OUR CULTURE WEREN'T ALREADY FOSTERING ****ING **** FOR ****'S, THEN SOME ****ER COMES UP WITH ****ING THAT'S WHAT SHE ****ING SAID! WHAT THE **** ARE YOU **** **** ****IDY **** ****'S ON, METH? NO, NO, ****ING METH IS TOO ****ING KIND! YOU PEOPLE MUST HAVE FOUND THE ****ING BEST HALLUCINOGEN EVER ****ING MADE BY SOME SICK **** FOR **** OF A MOTHER ****ING ****!





For the record, if you filled in the blanks with a curse word, you have a dirty, dirty mind. They're supposed to be filled with...





You guessed it....







NINJA WORDS! The reason you can't see them is that they are too fast for you to. In fact, what you see when you see **** is not four asterisks, but rather, the dust left behind by the swift movement of a ninja in and out of your computer screen in order to speak the four lettered word. Why can't you hear it? It's spoken by a ninja, WHAT DID YOU EXPECT? Besides, cursing isn't appropriate with "that's what she said" jokes. That said, what better way to exterminate those who use "that's what she said" as a joke than to send ninjas into their computer to wait for him, so that his psychological assassination can be easily accomplished? Now, this begs the question of whether or not a ninja in a computer can be hacked. The answer is, of course, no. A ninja on the computer is essentially undetectable, just like in real life. However, unlike in real life, it is impossible to harm a ninja that is IN the computer, being that only Chuck Norris can defeat a ninja in the virtual realm, and he and his computer are not on speaking terms after the incident with Britney Spear's birth.